Female: opening up emotionally
completely and fully
Male: Playing Ice Hockey without a helmet
Female: a foreseeable future of marriage and children
Male: not trying to pick up a women while out with one’s girlfriend
Female: the sharing of one’s thoughts and emotions
Male: Calling at 3am drunk to say you have just made it to Vegas with your buddies
Female: A disgusting by-product of digestion.
Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
Female: A device to change the TV channel from one to another
Male: a device for scanning through ALL channels every two minutes.