Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why Shreddies changed their shape to diamonds?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why you never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, but dish washing iquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
Why they claim flying is safe, but call the airport the terminal?