World News It's All Relative Did You Know? Opinion On The Streets
Dear God:

How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?

When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.

Can you undo what that doctor did?


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