World News It's All Relative Did You Know? Opinion On The Streets
  1. No, YOU assume the position!
  2. What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re the trained specialist.
  3. Whoops, that’s the fake one… here ya go, this is the one.
  4. You’re lucky the car needs a tune up or you’d never have caught me.
  5. So what’s a good bribe go for around here?
  6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  7. I would like to make a citizens arrest. You followed me right through that red light.
  8. I swear that is not my marijuana, it was already in the dash when I stole the car.
  9. Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.
  10. Who wants a Timbit!?


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