World News It's All Relative Did You Know? Opinion On The Streets
I dare you to find funnier!

1. Airplane
“There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

2. Animal Crackers
“Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!”

3. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
“As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!”

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

5. Love and Death
“The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.”

6. Dazed and Confused
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.”

7. Ace Venture 2
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. "And you must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking!”

8. Along Came Polly
“Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.”


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