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Signs you drink too much coffee!

  • You answer the door before people knock
  • You go to AA meetings just for the coffee
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the richter scale
  • You help your dog chase its tail
  • you are employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there
  • You've worn out the handle of your favorite mug
  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
  • Your offended when people use the term 'brew' to mean beer
  • You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
  • You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running
  • You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet
Happy coffee drinking:)


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