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“Life is waiting for you. It’s all messed up but we’re alive. Life is waiting for you. It’s all messed up but we’ll survive.”

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Sunday, December 29, 2013
Jay Leno
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“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average – which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.”

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Sunday, December 15, 2013
Bart Simpson
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Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know… the birth of Santa.

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Saturday, November 16, 2013
Eleanor Roosevelt
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“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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Monday, September 23, 2013
Charlotte Whitton
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“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”

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Sunday, August 25, 2013
Christy Whitehead
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“How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?”

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Confucius
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“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”